Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (parody Of Girls Do It All The Time By Mindy Mccready.)
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Oh gosh, here we go again
A fella can't get no rest around this joint
Oh well, she got up this morning at six a.m.
She was as grumpy as can be
Not a snowball chance of sleepin' late
'Cos she started vacuuming
Said, "Get your lazy butt up Cledus
You gotta take me to the mall
Don't forget to bring them credit cards
'Cos I'ma gonna use 'em all"
Wives do it all the time
We can't meet all their demands
A bunch a female general Schwarzkopfs
A' barkin' off their commands
They spend all our money, it's a mystery
How us menfolk can survive
(Oh, why do we can't tell if they break a nail?)
Wives do it all the time
Oh, her makeup's scattered all over the place
And the bathroom's a cloud of dust
Didn't leave no gas in my pick up
And she hates the way I get my hair cut
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You know you sure are a cold one, baby
You get green with jealousy
When I steal your Victoria Sacred
Or watch Mindy on CMT
Wives do it all the time
We can't meet all their demands
You know they lose all their sweetness
Oh, when we give 'em that wedding band
They spend all our money, it's a mystery
How us menfolk can survive
(Well, they never fail, to find a sale)
Wives do it all the time
Well, she just might get frisky tonight
So I won't get nowhere near her
And if she says, "Cledy, come on to bed"
I'll pretend that I don't hear her, ooh
They spend all our money, it's a mystery
How us menfolk can survive
(Beats all I ever saw, they'll bite rough to sore)
Wives do it all the time
Yeah, wives do it all the time, all the time
Wives do it all the time, all the time
Wives do it all the time, all the time
Wives do it, mine does it all the time
A fella can't get no rest around this joint
Oh well, she got up this morning at six a.m.
She was as grumpy as can be
Not a snowball chance of sleepin' late
'Cos she started vacuuming
Said, "Get your lazy butt up Cledus
You gotta take me to the mall
Don't forget to bring them credit cards
'Cos I'ma gonna use 'em all"
Wives do it all the time
We can't meet all their demands
A bunch a female general Schwarzkopfs
A' barkin' off their commands
They spend all our money, it's a mystery
How us menfolk can survive
(Oh, why do we can't tell if they break a nail?)
Wives do it all the time
Oh, her makeup's scattered all over the place
And the bathroom's a cloud of dust
Didn't leave no gas in my pick up
And she hates the way I get my hair cut
[lyrics was taken from http://www.lyrics.my/artists/cledus-t-judd/lyrics/wives-do-it-all-the-time-parody-of-girls-do-it-all-the-time-by-mindy-mccready] [ Wives Do It All The Time (parody Of Girls Do It All The Time By Mindy Mccready.) lyrics found on http://lyrics.my ]
You know you sure are a cold one, baby
You get green with jealousy
When I steal your Victoria Sacred
Or watch Mindy on CMT
Wives do it all the time
We can't meet all their demands
You know they lose all their sweetness
Oh, when we give 'em that wedding band
They spend all our money, it's a mystery
How us menfolk can survive
(Well, they never fail, to find a sale)
Wives do it all the time
Well, she just might get frisky tonight
So I won't get nowhere near her
And if she says, "Cledy, come on to bed"
I'll pretend that I don't hear her, ooh
They spend all our money, it's a mystery
How us menfolk can survive
(Beats all I ever saw, they'll bite rough to sore)
Wives do it all the time
Yeah, wives do it all the time, all the time
Wives do it all the time, all the time
Wives do it all the time, all the time
Wives do it, mine does it all the time