Ebay Lyrics



Lyrics:

Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why I need another pet rock
Tell me why I got that Alf alarm clock
Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your Nik-Naks
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
From some guy I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay



[lyrics was taken from http://www.lyrics.my/artists/weird-al-yankovic/lyrics/ebay]
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I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now

Junk keeps arriving in the mail
From that worldwide garage sale (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray
Oh yeah ... I bought it on eBay

Wanna buy a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre,(Used by Dr. Dre)
Found it on eBay

Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcet poster
Pez dispensers and a toaster
Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away
I'll buy on eBay

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y