Bored as Hell (Lizzo Parody Cover) Lyrics

I cut my hair, floss, clip my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
(Feelin' bored as HELL)
Hair, floss, clip my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
(Feelin' bored as HELL)

Ooooh child! Ain't this some bulshit
Guess I'll dust the table off, keep on cleanin'
Please, LAWD! Ain't tryin' to mess wit Co-vid
But in here it's clear, I'm runnin' out of meanin'
I polished all the silver twice
Ironed all my underwear up nice
Thought about my shortcomings in life
Applied for unemployment up on line

Since I can't go outside no moreeee
I need new things to do indoors

I cut my hair, floss, clip my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
(Feelin' bored as HELL)
Hair, floss, clip my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
(Feelin' bored as HELL)

Feelin' bored as HELL
Baby, how you feelin'?
(Feelin' bored as HELL)
Who knew I'd be out of a job?!
Or that I'd ever be done with every season of Cops!
I done the dishes
Knitted this!!!
Picked up dogs poop
You got a bottle of tequilla?
Cause mine's already thruuuu!
I can't get my ass in gear
I can't recall the day, month or the year
I think I'll move the chair from here to here
I ran a load of laundry
Time for BEER!

Since I can't go outside no moreeeeAaaaHhhhh
I need new things to do indoors

I throw a ring toss
Eat some kale



[lyrics was taken from http://www.lyrics.my/artists/chris-mann/lyrics/bored-as-hell-lizzo-parody-cover] Baby, how you feelin'?
(Feelin' bored as HELL)
Ring toss
Eat some kale
Baby, how you feelin'?
(Feelin' bored as HELL)
I dip my soy souce
Check email
Baby, how you feelin'?
(Feelin' bored as HELL)
Soy souce
Check email
Baby, how you feelin'?
(Feelin' bored as HELL)
Haaaayyy
Ooooooo

Since I can't go outside no moreeee
I need new things to do indoors

I cut my hair, floss, clip my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
(Feelin' bored as HELL)
Hair, floss, clip my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?
(Feelin' bored as HELL)
Can't go outside!
Ring toss, eat some kale
Baby, how you feelin'?
(Feelin' bored as HELL)
Soy souce, check email
Baby, how you feelin'?
(Feelin' bored as HELL)
(Feelin' bored as HELL)
Baby, how you feelin'?
(Feelin' bored as HELL)
Shit!

I cut my hair, floss, clip my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?

Hair, floss, clip my nails
Baby, how you feelin'?

Ring toss, eat some kale
Baby, how you feelin'?

Soy souce, check email
Lizzo, how you feelin'???