I Wanna Meet The Man Lyrics

The music's okay but I can't find words to say

I could sing that I'm a Virgin and show my tits
Decree how sex improves the world
In which masturbation is the thing of the day
'I'm afraid I haven't got that much to say'

I thought about 'Hello, fool, I love you'
Or repeat a hundred times 'How do you do'
I Wanna Dance with Somebody, hey, I like that sound
But there ain't nobody Humpin' Around

I wanna meet the man who wrote these lyrics (he must be great)
I wanna meet the man who wrote these songs
I wanna meet the man
I wanna meet the man

And while I sing these words to you
There's a Rat in my Kitchen, don't know what I'll do



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Forget about the rat and sing along
Cause we feel so strong and we can't go wrong
We walk hand in hand to the promised land

I think I met the man who wrote these lyrics
I guess I have ignored the things he said
I think that I have noticed how expensive perfume
Never covers up a smelly breath

I wanna meet the man
I wanna meet the man
I wanna meet the man
I wanna meet the man
I wanna meet the man
I wanna meet the man
I wanna meet the man
I wanna meet the man
I wanna meet the man